ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

brotoro:

wow what a great  update this is fantastic

brotoro:

wow what a great update this is fantastic

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

After happening upon my old livejournal, which stretched from about 2003 to 2008, I’d like to offer my deepest and utmost apologies to anyone who ever had to be around me back then.

makeshiftskyline:

Rather than cause some hoopla about our name being misspelled, we’re just going to change our name. Catch Makehift Skyline Wednesday, September 10h, at The Rhythm Room with Mr. Mudd & Mr. Gold, and The Band of Heathens!
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Dis tonight. Come hang out and watch me play drums

makeshiftskyline:

Rather than cause some hoopla about our name being misspelled, we’re just going to change our name. Catch Makehift Skyline Wednesday, September 10h, at The Rhythm Room with Mr. Mudd & Mr. Gold, and The Band of Heathens!

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Dis tonight. Come hang out and watch me play drums

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?